VAGUEPOST

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The Vaguepost King

he writes it.
you post it.
nobody finds out what happened.

a crudely drawn king who can do exactly one thing: turn whatever you tell him into a post that hints at everything and explains nothing. then you publish it to your own timeline and let people wonder.

CONTRACT ADDRESS
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the address lands here the second it exists. nothing to buy until then.
1connect a solana wallet. it is your account and nothing else.
2tell him what happened, or tell him nothing at all.
3he writes one line. you post it to x yourself.
4the tracker finds it again and puts it on the wall.

NOTHING POSTS FOR YOU

no oauth, no app permissions, no token sitting on a server with the keys to your account. the button opens a normal compose box with the text already in it. you press post, in your own name, or you don't.

HE CHANGES AS YOU FEED HIM

five stages. he starts posting about nobody, then about things you mentioned, then about you, then about the tab he lives in. context feeds him twice as fast as the lazy button. the quiet route takes longer and gets you less.

THE WALL IS REAL

every post that mentions us shows up — yours marked, everyone else's not. under each one the king leaves a single line about the craft, never about what happened. he would never ask.

WHAT ONE LOOKS LIKE
funny how the time appears when it suits them
0 explanations · 4 people asking what happened · 1 person who knows